21

lord send me a mechanic if I'm not beyond repair
lord send me a mechanic if I'm not beyond repair
  • ask me anything
  • rss
  • archive
  • sam(son), he/they

    sideblogs: @dnplegs @guillermorelentless

    • 2 months ago
    • #new pinned post
  • calvinandhobbes:

    After you were bitten by a wolf and transformed / into a monster who feeds on other human beings // each full moon and who, therefore, in disgust // wants to die, you think The desire to die is not / feeling suicidal. It abjures mere action. You have // wanted to die since the moment you were born.ALT

    frank bidart

    (via glitterdisposition)

    • 7 hours ago
    • 595 notes
  • aqueerkettleofish:

    caustic-light:

    mostly-funnytwittertweets:

    image

    Not me, I am pirating It’s a Wonderul Life image by image by having absolutely frame perfect pausing skills.

    A lot of effort for a work in the public domain, but I respect the hustle.

    (via haymitchgirlgn)

    • 17 hours ago
    • 72273 notes
  • mikoshiba:

    imagine you are the first gay person ever. grug from the cave is looking specially hot today but you have mammoths to hunt so you don’t care about that

    (via philsmeatylegss)

    • 1 day ago
    • 15499 notes
  • carzinization:

    blindbeholder:

    carzinization:

    dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

    A gay vampire man finds joy in none of these things.

    Clearly you have never seen a gay man flanked by butches

    (via unloneliest)

    • 1 day ago
    • 12747 notes
  • kedreeva:
“cipheramnesia:
“cipheramnesia:
“bogleech:
“cdn-apex-predator:
“omghotmemes:
“This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
”
the long game
”
Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is...

    kedreeva:

    cipheramnesia:

    cipheramnesia:

    bogleech:

    cdn-apex-predator:

    omghotmemes:

    This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

    the long game

    Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

    I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.

    Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.

    image
    image

    (via queercountry)

    • 1 day ago
    • 94453 notes
  • normal-guy-posts:

    Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside

    (via magneatio)

    • 1 day ago
    • 20271 notes
  • theyoungwaldschrat:

    banji-effect:

    The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.

    image

    This is a incredibly rare find. A ball of yarn made from stinging nettle fibers in the Late Neolithic (5900 years old) in what’s now Marin-Epagnier in Switzerland. The thread has been preserved by being carbonized.
    Look at how much thread that is!
    And how fine and even it is spun!
    The skill going into this is absolutely incredible.
    Imagine the incredible textile work that must’ve been made with that.
    For a reference here’s a ball of nettle yarn I managed to make with a drop spindle. That took me 300 hours of work.

    image

    (via shamebats)

    • 1 day ago
    • 9663 notes
  • lalalychee:

    image

    Due to the Unfortunate!

    We are deeply out of Onions!

    (via shamebats)

    • 1 day ago
    • 32590 notes
  • hungwy:

    no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

    (via transsexualprophet)

    • 1 day ago
    • 5695 notes
  • katy-l-wood:

    suriel:

    anexperimentallife:

    image
    image
    image
    image
    image

    this reply in the comments tho

    image

    This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

    (via shamebats)

    • 1 day ago
    • 250496 notes
© 2013–2023 21
Next page
  • Page 1 / 3109